Found this somewhere. Interesting.
THE CYCLE OF LIFE
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Wake up in an old age home feeling better every day
Get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension
Start work, get a gold watch on your first day
Work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
Drink alcohol, party, be generally promiscuous and get ready for High School
Go to primary school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities
Become a baby
Spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious peacefulness in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day
Finally, finish off as an orgasm
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